Search Engine Terms Commentary

  We get lots of interesting search engine terms that direct people to our little blog here.  I thought I would share some and give some commentary…as if no one has ever done that before.

“live laugh love” – lots of variations on this one, but pretty obvious why they would be directed here.  And yes, you can buy that phrase on embroidered towels or rub-on tattoos, just not here…yet.  And no, it is not derived from the bible.  I am pretty sure there is no laughing in the bible.

“living breathing baby doll” – creepy, creepy, creepy.  People, baby dolls are not real nor can they breathe.  That would be CHUCKY!

“will Malia be busy in September 2008″ – I am quite certain she will be, yes.

“deep questions” – we do ponder some deep questions on this site occasionally.  However, the post that prompts that phrase being directed our way was A JOKE.  And really, if you want a “deep question to ask a girl”, how about “what do you think about [insert meaningful subject here]?”  it is really not that hard.

“Malia love” – hmmmm, while this is one of my favorite subjects, you pervs want to use this euphemism to search for Cretan “love“.  Just a suggestion, probably the best way to find “love” in Malia is to bring someone with you that you love already.

“please excuse my dear aunt sally” – PEMDAS, order of operations, etc., purple elephants might destroy atom smashers, proper execution may divert abnormal solutions, not really funny…but does anyone remember what the letters mean?

Can’t wait to see what’s next.

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3 Comments

Filed under by DB, random

3 responses to “Search Engine Terms Commentary

  1. Malia

    Yeah, the baby doll one is disturbing. Really disturbing!

    Yes, I’ll be busy in September, why do you ask? Do you have something new and exciting for me to do?

    And I find the deep questions search to be rather humorous. Lots and lots of people want “deep questions” That post is our second most viewed post (Blogroll is the first)!

  2. Thanks to all who are trying to find us now by various search terms such as “live laugh love tattoo”. That is a new one.

  3. yeah,
    parenthesis
    E (can’t remember – exponent?)
    multiplication
    division
    addition
    subtraction

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