I am a small puffin who enjoys long walks on the beach, preferably a hawaiian beach. I am a devout holastafarian. I enjoy tossing maple seeds in the air and watching them spiral to the ground, and I choose whatever political position suits me best at the moment, usually eco-social-christian-democratic-libertarianism. Thanks for stopping by, I am sure it is all because of me. oh, and I am never sarcastic. I changed to DB sometime in the spring of 2007.